signs you might be obsessed with gardening

• You get really excited thinking about decomposing compost.
  
• You laugh at the author of a gardening book who says that starting seeds in cottage cheese containers is far superior to any other hackneyed scheme like starting them in egg cartons, only to realize that you have actually considered starting seeds in egg cartons.
  
• You fantasize about various ways of killing snails.
  
• You consider whether or not you could use contact lens solution bottles for a cheap drip irrigation system.